Why?

As I drug my weary carcass out of bed at 6:45 AM local time this morning to get my 6-year-old ready for school, having slept maybe four hours for the fourth night in a row, the thought occurred to me (as it usually does), “Have you lost your Vulcan mind?”  As I rub the sleep from my eyes and dart my right eye back and forth a couple of times to get that annoying floater out of the way (…it really stinks getting old, but it beats the alternative…), I start the mental inventory: Four kids 9 and under. Full-time job.  Part-time minister…well, really I do that full-time, too, but let’s not feel too sorry for ourselves.  This weekend is my oldest daughter’s statewide Junior Bible Quiz Tournament.  She’ll do very well.  She’s worked hard, having memorized well over 100 Bible verses in addition to other Bible facts.  It’s Easter season, one of the busiest times of the year for us at the church.

As if all of that weren’t enough, why in the world would I even attempt to keep feeding this monster of a contest?  Shouldn’t I have just sent out an email this year saying, “Sorry, folks, but I have to face reality.  I don’t have time for this any more.  Other priorities make it impossible.”  I mean, it’s not like you all wouldn’t have understood.  Wouldn’t it have been better to just say “no” this year?

Maybe, but that’s just not how I’m put together.

Wednesday night at church my wife, Heather, and I were attending our elective class on parenting, and Heather had volunteered to provide something fun as an ice-breaker.  We played a game where two teams of five people poured a bag M&M’s on the table, and each team member was responsible for eating allthe M&M’s of one color.  The first team to finish their bag wins.  I was the anchor man for our team, and of course, the color to which I was assigned had the greatest quantity in our bag.  As I struggled to choke down what must have been a gross ton of chocolate, which, incidentally, will absolutely melt in your hands if you hold onto it with sweaty palms long enough, it became apparent that I was not going to beat my counterpart, who was nearly finished with his color.  When one of my teammates said something to the effect, “He might as well just stop and not make himself sick,” my wife replied, “He won’t quit.  He’s a Little.”

Some folks who know me think that I always have to win.  While that may have been true when I was younger, I’d like to think it’s not the case anymore.  I do not have to win.  I just have to be a winner.  That means giving your best effort.  That means not quitting even when it becomes difficult, or it appears that it isn’t worth it to continue.  That means being passionate about things simply because you care enough to be passionate about them, rather than drowning in the same sea of apathy that seems to be consuming the masses these days.  My mother said to me recently, “We have enough dead-heads in the world.”  How true.  I spent more than 7 years of my life working in youth ministry, and while I was certainly moved and disturbed by the ubiquitous problems plaguing our teens: drugs, alcohol, permissiveness, moral decay, and the like, I think I was most disturbed by something I saw becoming so prevalent among today’s younger generation, and that is a general lack of zeal…about anything.  This “Whatever, dude!” attitude is something I’m determined to fight, even if only in my own children.  If you are going to do something, then care enough not only about the task, but about your own character to do it well, do it right, and do it “with all your heart”, as the Bible says.

That sounds great and very philosophical, but I can hear the snickering and snorting already.  After all, a contest revolving around a sport is hardly the kind of thing that is going to change to the world.  Absolutely true.  But doing it well, doing it right, and doing it with zeal might just change me, and who knows but it might be the little bit of inspiration that would produce a change for the better in you.  Every year I receive copious expressions of gratitude from people who play this crazy game.  Why?  Because the contest is so great?  Because it is so important?  Hardly.  There’s not even a prize for the winner, for crying out loud.  I think people are saying “thank you” not so much for the contest itself, but for caring enough about it to invest the love and effort to make it what it is. 

I hope this little lesson somehow reaches the ears of our younger contestants.  People recognize labors of love, and when you work expecting nothing in return, the natural response will be gratitude, and sincere gratitude is one of the greatest rewards of life.  You cannot put a price on it.  That, my friends, is why I do the contest.

And of course, I always want to W-I-N!!!!!

I promise this is my one and only sermon.  Now back to our regularly scheduled March Madness programming.

The Rev.

Day One Wrap-up

The first of what I believe to be the greatest two days in televised sports is over, and so it’s time for a few reflections. 

  • The Comment of the Day award goes to one of my favorite color commentators for CBS, Len Elmore.  Referring to the fact that Josh Pargo of Gonzaga has his name shaved in his head: “He already has it on the back of his jersey.  I don’t know why that’s necessary.”
  • Ran Out of Time– In a nip-and-tuck affair worthy of an 8-9 match-up, Xavier held on when BYU simply ran out of possessions.  Xavier gets the Careful What You Wish For award.  They have been reported as having said that they will play Ohio State“anytime, anywhere, in the parking lot, whatever”.  Don’t look now, boys, but here comes Greg Oden, and he is not happy.  🙂
  • The Mmm, mmm, Good award goes to Butler’s Pete Campbell for making three 3-pointers in a row at a crucial moment in the game.
  • Wright State…wrong university.  After tying the game with Pitt at 22, the Raiders scored exactly 36 more points.  Who let all these pretenders in the tournament this year?
  • Hoosier Hysteria– Well whatdya know?  Indiana won a game…in the tournament, even.  Some folks are talking about Indiana doing well in years when they have a new coach.  Let’s see, other than this year, that has happened exactly…one other time.  Once is a fluke.  Twice is a coincidence.  Three times is a trend.  I’ll withhold judgment until after the UCLA game.
  • Three Different Games – Unfortunately for the Eastern Kentucky Colonels, North Carolina won two out of the three.  CBS’s Dick Enberg commented about how the game was really like three separate games, with UNC jumping out to the early lead, Eastern Kentucky roaring back to nearly tie, only to get obliterated in the final third.  That’s why they have a 16 by their name, folks.
  • The Weenies Get The Last Laugh – 16 games, 3 won by the lower seeds, and two of those were the 9’s, which are upsets in name only.  Aside from VCU’s not-so-stunning victory over the generously-seeded DukeBlue Devils, the favorites won every game, often in convincing fashion.  Here’s hoping that tomorrow returns some equilibrium to the basketball universe with some close games and big upsets.

Awards

And now for the moment you have all been waiting for, the first round awards.

  • The Biggest Loser award, sponsored by Slimfast, goes to “Cool Bauschek”, who with 4 points finds himself in last place.  Don’t worry kid.  It’s early.
  • The I Hate This Stupid Scoring System award goes to six contestants who only lost 3 out of 16 games, but those three games just so happened to be the three that earned bonus points.  Jimbo Hillman, Jason “Iona Frisbee” Dailey, Carrigan Charnstrom, Drew “Drewster” Long, Grant “Weed-Be-Gone” McCleary, and Brenda “Big Momma” Shepherd, are all tied for 164th place with 13 points.
  • The I Love This Awesome Scoring System award I will give to myself, seeing I’m tied for 6th despite losing two games.
  • The Back To The Drawing Board, Edison award goes to Trevis Litherland, whose algorithm that earned him 7th place last year has landed him in 311th so far this year.
  • The Who Are You Calling Neurotic? award goes to Erica “Buckeye Girl” Gallmeyer, who apparently spends just as much time reading my blog as I do writing it.
  • The It May Not Be The Last Laugh, But I Sure Am Laughing Loudest At The Moment award goes to Brad “Ahmagwana Kickbooty” Schafer, who is beating every person who took a shot at him in their aliases.
  • The At Least I’m In Touch With Reality award goes to Sammy Randazzo, who alias says it all: “I picked Duke to go all the way, but hey, I’m 7!”
  • The So You’ve Got It All Figured Out, Huh? award goes to Wayne Murray, who is 250 places behind the contest manager.
  • And the Mary Poppins Practically Perfect In Every Way award goes to Jeremy “Rangerguy” Elmore, who went an unbelievable 16-0 today and obviously sits alone in first place with 23 out of 23 possible day-one points.  I am not sure that we have ever had anyone go 16-0 on day one.

Ok, so it’s time to rejoin the real world for a few hours.  Until next time, lemme hear y’all say “Swish”.

It’s A Blood Bath

Four players left the game bleeding at some point, but in the end, it was Duke that was seeing red.  Failing to have a #1 seed and failing to win a first round game for the first time since Noah came off the ark, Duke and coach K watched helplessly as some kid named Maynor called for a clear out with 10 seconds left, and then calmly drilled the 8 footer for the win.  What a way to get the first upset of our contest.  Be sure to check the standings!

Dealing With The Adrenaline Rush

Day One Midterm Report

I hate to say, “I told you so,” but…

Eight games down, and zero…count ’em…zip, zilch, nada in terms of upsets.  While it is true that statistical trends can be manipulated to prove just about anything, statistical trends objectively observed are quite informative.  Recall my post where I noted that years in which there are a relatively high number of upsets are almost always followed by years of relatively few.  As they say, the numbers don’t lie.  So, all of you weenies who picked the favorites today are looking pretty smart right now, even if you are weenies.  😀

Given the lack of truly exciting, or even close games today, I don’t really have that many witty observations.

  • They Don’t Call ‘Em Favorites For Nothin’ – The closest game today was Boston College’s nine-point squeaker over Texas Tech.  Blow out doesn’t begin to describe what happened in most arenas today.  At one point Louisville had doubled Stanford’s score.  Belmont made a game of it for about 4 minutes.  Vanderbilt nearly finishedby doubling George Washington’s score.  I can hear the collective yawn emanating from the contest faithful.
  • Where Will He Fish This Year? – Another first-round exit for The General.  I barely even noticed him in the building.
  • Caleb, Where ORU? – So much for the NCAA’s DIV I leading career scorer among active players.  ORU had a two point lead at the half, and then played like the 14 seed they were for the majority of the second half.  Caleb Greendidn’t even make the highlight reel, but teammate Ken Tutt did his part with 19 points.
  • Either George or Washington, Not Both – George Washington got spanked, while Georgetown romped to victory, as did Washington State.

Only one award need be given right now, and that is the Perfect Prognosticator award that goes out to the 29 folks tied for first place with a perfect 8-0 record and 8 points so far.  If you want to know who those 29 people are, and if you are among them, check the Contest Standings report.

 I’ll be back with another entry after tonight’s games.

Overwhelmed By The Madness

Ah, March.  What a wonderful time of year.  I have not eaten or slept in any significant way in the last 4 days.  With 316 entries, this is our largest contest ever, continuing our trend of consistent growth year to year.  Thanks to everyone for taking the time to enter and make the contest great fun.

Because of the enormous number of entries, I will be forced to be more selective with the awards.  That will make them all the more coveted by you, the noble contestants…I hope.

Now that all the picks are in, it is necessary, of course, to hand a few awards before any of the results start coming in.

  • The You’ve Gotta Be Kidding Me award goes to Maria Randazzo, who picked Holy Cross to pull off the “Holy Cow!” and win the whole thing.  At least Maria didn’t pick a 16 seed to go all the way.  Speaking of 16 seeds…
  • The History Makeraward goes to those…um…adventurous contestants who picked a 16 seed to win a game, something that has yet to happen ever in the NCAA tournament.  Since there are 22 of you, I won’t list them all here.  Go to the Biggest First Round Upsets Report to see who they are.
  • The Napolean Dynamite award, given to the contestant with the most original and/or most amusing alias, goes to co-winners this year: Iona Frisbee, who many folks know to be Pastor Jason Dailey, and Ahmgwana Kickbooty, who goes by many different monikers including Veedenheimer, El Juid, and Brad Schafer.  Brad also receives the Mr. Popular award due to the number of friends he has in the contest giving him grief without mercy, which leads me to…
  • The Mob Mentality award goes to the contestants whose purpose is to defeat Brad Schafer: Bruce “The Weed Killer” Schafer, Toby “Looking for the Missing Weed” Risner, Kerry “Weeds Never Die” Wright, Grant “Weed-Be-Gone” McCleary, and John “Weed Whacker” McCleary. 
  • The Welcome To The Fray award goes to all you first-time contestants.  You know who you are, even if I don’t!
  • Normally I give the Upset Stomach award to the contestant who picks the largest number of first round upsets.  However, this year, someone took this to the extreme.  This year, the Ultimate Irony award goes to the contestant who calls himself Logicalman, whose picks are anything but.  He picked all 32 underdogs to win in round one, folks!
  • The Ultimate Weenieaward goes to the two contestants who refused to pick a single upset in the first round.  That’s right.  These brave souls picked all 32 favorites to win: Drew Long and Jason “Iona Frisbee” Dailey.

Fasten your seat belts!  The Madness has begun.

What’s In A Name?

Or perhaps you’re asking, “What happened to mine?”  If you cute “alias” has suddenly disappeared, it is because you entered in the name fields and not in the profile where it belongs.  You can easily go to your profile page and enter your alias.  It is quite painless.  Just click on the link to your picks on the Contestants Picks page, and then click on Update My Profile below your picks.

With so many entries this year, I added a search tool to the contestant picks page.  Now you can search for contestants picks by first and last name.  This will make it easier for you to find your favorite contestants’ picks without having scan down through a list of over 300 links.

The Manager

By the Numbers, Pre-Tournament Musings

My long-time friend and resident contest math wiz, Trevis Litherland, sent me the following analysis from his latest statistical model of the contest. For the uninitiated, Trevis is working on his PhD in Mathematics, and has worked for some number of years for an actuarial firm. Over the years he has developed a completely computerized, statistical algorithm for making his picks in the contest. Last year, he finished 7th.

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Insults, Ignorance, and Inability to Follow Instructions

Ok, so a certain contestant decided to chime in with a complaint about a lack of pre-contest smack-talking from the contest manager.  Never mind that I’ve spent every waking andevery sleeping hour revamping the website for your general enjoyment.  I’ve hardly had any time to even consider my own picks.  Today my good friend and pastor, Wayne Murray, informed me that he had finally figured my contest out.  If that’s true, then I guess we already have a winner!  Of course, he made a point of asking me how many times I’ve finished in the top ten of my own contest.  Touche.

None of that matters, though, because this year, my daughters are finally old enough to enter the contest.  I have a feeling that, through them, I’ll discover that ignorance is bliss, and that picking solely on name recognition may be just as good a strategy as anything I’ve ever come up with.  Andrea’s pick for the final showdown, by the way?  Indiana vs. Stanford!

I must say that I fail to undrestand some folks’ burning desire for anonymity.  No matter how many times, and in how many ways, and in how many font styles and variations for the purpose of emphasis, I asked all contestants to enter their real, actual, bona fide first and last names in the contest entry page, I stillget entries like “Dickie V.” and “Sir Baller III”.  I suppose this is an outgrowth of the Internet generation.  Look, folks, I’m not the FBI, the IRS, or a telemarketer.  Enter your real name, for crying out loud!  :)  You can put whatever you want in for the alias.  Ok, that’s the end of my rant.

Speaking of aliases, some of them have been outstanding so far this year.  I’ll be handing out awards for those early tomorrow.

It looks like we’re headed for another record year in terms of entries.  It seems to me the server performance is much better, so hats off to Hostmonster.  As always, if you experience any technical difficulties, email me.

Jeff, Hoops Fanatic

Nearly 100 entries on the first day!

We’ve received nearly 100 entries on the first day this year!  I am glad I switched internet service providers this year.  Last year, my provider’s server could hardly handle the processing required for the scoring calculations, let alone the traffic.  Please let me know if you experience any technical problems with the website including broken links, failed scripts, and poor performance.  I’ve sacrificed way too much sleep over this thing for stuff not to work properly.

You may have noticed that I modified the blog link on the website a little bit.  Instead of taking you right into the blog website, it first shows you a little feed reader with the latest posts.  I did this just to make things a little cleaner, and hopefully to give you a chance to navigate the posts a little easier.

Comments on the blog are welcome.  Just remember that all comments are moderated.  Time for some much-needed sleep!

Forget email. Read the blog!

Ok, I know I said in one of the announcement emails that I would offer a subscribers list for the commentary for those who wanted it via email.  That was beforeI realized all the nifty features of this blogging software, among them, the ability to subscribe and receive the posts via RSS.  Yes, Virginia, even Jeff Little isn’t familiar with all the modern technology.

So, forget the email list.  If you want notification of the latest posts, just subscribe to the blog or the RSS feed.