Trash Talking Aliases

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I was looking over the aliases today and thought a few were worthy of a response.

  • Trevis “Upsets This Year, Please” Litherland – You’re welcome.
  • Sammy “Gator Fan in a Spartan Family” Randazzo – Check the NIT.
  • Fess “Shooting for Last…” Bryson – Your aim needs improvement.
  • Bradley “Picking Badly” Geistwhite – You said it.
  • Heather “at least I’ll beat my daughters” Little – So far, so good.
  • Angie “Picked ’em By Myself” Davis – And you see where it got you.
  • Zach “Why torture myself again this year” Richardson – Because you love it.
  • Rachel “I don’t really know what I’m doing” Herndon – Neither does anyone else.
  • Jane “I’m beating Brock Zagel (but who isn’t?)” Stump – According to the scoreboard, you and 437 others.
  • Jeff “Nothing Is Ever Easy” Little – Like winning my own contest.
  • Doniecka “i fall asleep when i watch basketball” Dieringer – We won’t talk about when I fall asleep.
  • Tim “I will finish ahead of my wife this year” Davis – Not looking so good there, Tim.
  • Nicole “I’m gonna win” McBride – No, you’re not.
  • Tony “Can Pick Em” Smurlo – Anyone can pick em. Can you win em?
  • Dave “picks are not getting deleted this year” Allender – Maybe that wouldn’t be so bad.
  • Bob “Buckeye Fan” Pearl – Check the NIT.
  • Paul “UCLA is that baby blue team right?” Sopke – Last time I checked, yes.
  • Andrea “I will win even if I have to cheat” Bauschek – That’s pretty much what it’s going to take.
  • Clint “I got skills” Haydon – In what?
  • I flip a coin better than you – Then you ought to be at least 222nd.
  • Lilly “Zach made me do this” Richardson – I can see why.
  • Jason “#440 because I’m a pastor at Easter week” Cooper – Colossians 3:23
  • Jamie “Watch Out Below” Prime – Thud!
  • Mark “The Brainy Bracketologist” Pate – hahahahahahahahahahahaha
  • Maddy “I Don’t Pick Boogers, I pick winners” Jacquay – Stick to boogers.
  • Kevin “Big Eight Rules” Wigge – Big Eight became the Big 12 over a decade ago.
  • Jason “go Duke” Dukes – Gone.
  • Andrea “Gonna kick my dad’s butt” Little – Not in this lifetime.
  • Christine “My only goal is to beat my husband” Ables – So far, goal achieved.
  • The WYNNing Team – The losing bracket.
  • Tom “Go Purdue” Ables – Gone.
  • Andrew “2 kids under 2, that’s real Madness” Ables – Amen.
  • Liz “I’m just here for the pizza” DeWandeler – Sausage or Pepperoni?

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